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[ti:the neden game]
[ar:insane clown posse ]
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[00:02]Lets meet contestant #1
[00:03]Hes a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says
[00:06]women love his sexy smile
[00:09]Lets find out if his charm will work on sharon
[00:11]Sharon, whats your question?
[00:13]contestant #1
[00:14]i believe first impressions last forever
[00:17]so lets say you were to come over to my parents house
[00:19]and have dinner with me and my family
[00:21]Tell me what youd do to make that first impression really stick
[00:25]lets see,
[00:26]well id have to think about it
[00:28]i might show up in a tux
[00:30]HA!! but i doubt it
[00:32]id probably just show up naked like i always do
[00:35]and look your momma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!
[00:38]hurry up bitch im hungry
[00:40]i smell spaghetti
[00:41]i pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY!
[00:44]your dad would probably start trippin
[00:46]and get me pissed
[00:47]id have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKIN lips
[00:50]its dinner time
[00:51]were hearin grace from your mother
[00:53]i pull the 40 out and pour some for your little brother
[00:57]im steady starin at your sister, ill tell ya this
[01:00]you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
[01:03]after that, your dad would try to jump again
[01:06]and only this time id put the 40 to his chin
[01:09]after your mom does the dishes and the silverware
[01:12]i dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear
[01:15] hehe haha
[01:23]now lets meet contestant #2
[01:25]hes a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
[01:29]who works for the dark carnival
[01:31]he says women call him stretch nuts
[01:33]sharon lets hear your question
[01:35]i like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions
[01:38]A man who expresses himself in his own special way
[01:42]#2 if you fell in love with me
[01:44]exactly how would you let me know?
[01:47]first thing
[01:49]i could never love you
[01:50]you sound like a richie bitch yo
[01:52]FUCK YOU!
[01:54]but if i did, id probably show you that i care
[01:57]by takin all these other motherfuckers outta here
[02:00]id go through your phone book and whack em all
[02:03]and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw
[02:06]anyone who looked atcha would have to pay
[02:09]id be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day
[02:13]id grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
[02:16]let em go and watch em both spring up in your face
[02:19]id sing love songs to ya
[02:21]the best i can
[02:22]getcha naked and hit it like a CAKE MAN!
[02:25]then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
[02:28]id throw a little in your face and say im just playin
[02:32]as we spread it all out i rub your back
[02:35]id grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASSCRACK!!
[02:37]
[02:44]well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity
[02:49]sharon, its a tough choice so far
[02:51]sharon, lets have your last question and see
[02:54]which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden
[02:56]ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time
[03:01]tell me
[03:02]how would you each get my attention
[03:04]and what would your pickup line be?
[03:07]who evers the smoothest wins!
[03:09]ok, first
[03:10]id sliiiiiiiide up to the bar
[03:12]and tell you that i cant believe how fuckin fat you are
[03:15]id tell you i like the way you make your titties shake
[03:18]and if you lost a little weight youd look like riki lake
[03:21]FUCK THAT
[03:23]youd be jackin me quick
[03:24]id order you a drink
[03:26]and stir it with my dick
[03:28]and then to get your attention in the crowded place
[03:31]id simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN YOUR FACE
[03:34]yeah freak her with your nuts yeah
[03:36]thatll get her
[03:37]tell her that shes fat YEAH thatll work even better
[03:40]look, fuck you
[03:42]i got a strong rap
[03:43]shit
[03:44]you dont want contestant #2 hes mad whack
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