[ti:Kickapoo] [ar:Tenacious D] [al:In The Pick Of Destiny] [offset:0] [00:02.05]Tenacious D - Kickapoo [00:13.43]A long ass fuckin' time ago, [00:15.30]In a town called Kickapoo, [00:16.56] [00:17.24]There lived a humble family [00:18.61] [00:19.30]Religious through and through. [00:21.24]But yay there was a black sheep [00:23.56]And he knew just what to do. [00:25.43]His name was young J.B.and he refused to step in-line. [00:29.30]A vision he did see-eth [00:30.80]Fuckin' rockin' all the time. [00:32.80] [00:33.61]He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align. [00:37.11] [00:41.18]Oh the dragons balls were blazin'as I stepped into his cave, [00:44.17] [00:44.74]Then I sliced his fuckin' cockles, [00:46.80]With a long and shiney blade! [00:48.24] [00:48.74]'Twas I who fucked the dragon, [00:50.42]Fuckalize sing-fuckaloo! [00:51.12] [00:52.17]And if you try to fuck with me, [00:54.30]Then I shall fuck you too! [00:56.36] [00:58.30]Gotta get it on in the party zone! [01:00.31]I gots to shoot a load in the party zone! [01:03.80] [01:05.74]Gotta lick a toad in the party zone! [01:07.36] [01:08.30]Gotta suck a chode in the party zone! [01:10.99] [01:22.05]You've disobeyed my orders, son, [01:23.61] [01:25.05]. [01:25.43]Your brother's ten times better than you, [01:27.49]Jesus loves him more. [01:28.74] [01:29.36]This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell. [01:32.98]Rock and roll's The Devil's work, he wants you to rebel. [01:36.05] [01:36.55]You'll become a mindless puppet; [01:37.80] [01:38.36]Beelzebub will pull the strings! [01:39.49] [01:40.30]Your heart will lose direction, [01:41.43] [01:42.17]And chaos it will bring. [01:44.74] [01:46.42]You'd better shut your mouth, [01:47.80]Better watch your tone! [01:48.49] [01:49.24]You're going for a week with no telephone! [01:51.73] [01:53.73]Don't let me here you cry, [01:54.98] [01:55.49]Don't let me hear you moan! [01:56.55] [01:57.43]You gotta praise The Lord when you're in my home! [01:59.30] [02:03.73]Dio can you hear me? [02:05.61]I am lost and so alone. [02:07.30] [02:07.92]I'm askin' for your guidance. [02:09.73] [02:10.36]Won't you come down from your throne? [02:12.43] [02:13.23]I need a tight compadre who will teach me how to rock. [02:18.04]My father thinks you're evil, [02:20.42]But man, he can suck a cock. [02:22.17] [02:23.24]Rock is not The Devil's work, [02:25.11] [02:25.61]It's magical and rad. [02:26.79] [02:27.73]I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad. [02:32.99] [02:39.67]I hear you brave young Jaybles, [02:41.67]You are hungry for the rock. [02:43.35]But to learn the ancient method, [02:44.99]Sacred doors you must unlock. [02:46.11] [02:46.73]Escape your father's clutches, [02:48.30]And this oppressive neighborhood. [02:49.24] [02:49.86]On a journey you must go, [02:51.67]To find the land of Hollywood! [02:52.92] [02:58.17]In The City of Fallen Angels, [03:00.11] [03:00.80]Where the ocean meets the sand, [03:02.42] [03:03.48]You will form a strong alliance, [03:05.23] [03:06.05]And the world's most awesome band. [03:07.67] [03:09.04]To find your fame and fortune, [03:10.54] [03:11.30]Through the valley you must walk. [03:12.99] [03:14.17]You will face your inner demons. [03:15.67] [03:16.61]Now go my son and rock! [03:19.92] [03:33.92]So he went from fuckin' Kickapoo With hunger in his heart; [03:37.35]And he journeyed far and wide to find the secrets of his art; [03:40.99]But in the end he knew that he would find his counterpart. [03:43.93] [03:44.86]Rooooock. [03:45.36] [03:50.48]Rah-ha-ha-ha-hock. [03:50.92]Raye-yayayayaye-yock.