[ti:College Kids] [ar:Relient K] [al:two lefts don't make a right but three do] [00:00.65]College Kids ---Relient K [00:01.03] [00:02.42]someone please save us, us college kids! [00:04.55]what my parents told me is what i did [00:07.85]they said go to school and be a college kid [00:11.64]but in the end i question why i did [00:14.73] [00:22.15]i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend [00:25.59]sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band [00:29.14]my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her [00:32.65]i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester [00:37.58] [00:37.83]and that's why i say [00:39.24]oh no! not for me, not for me [00:43.58]call it torture, call it university [00:47.21]no! arts and crafts is all i need [00:50.63]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [00:53.81] [01:01.21]80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned [01:04.71]is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms [01:08.24]the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted [01:11.81]the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted [01:15.37] [01:16.63]and that's why i say [01:18.33]oh no! not for me, not for me [01:22.78]call it torture, call it university [01:27.10]no! arts and crafts is all i need [01:29.78]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [01:34.01] [01:41.80]don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see [01:44.81]and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me [01:47.80]they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard [01:50.63]like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard [01:53.43] [01:53.88]it's time to call my father [01:56.70]cause it's his alma mater [01:59.60]good grades aren't what they seem [02:02.38]i think he knows the dean [02:05.26]it's time to call my father [02:08.25]cause it's his alma mater [02:10.93]he says he's proud of me [02:13.41]but college always was his dream [02:16.18]and i would always say it's not for me [02:19.27] [02:34.85]oh no! not for me, not for me [02:39.07]call it torture, call it university [02:42.83]no! arts and crafts is all i need [02:46.14]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [02:49.32] [02:49.86]someone please save us, us college kids! [02:53.41]what my parents told me is what i did [02:56.84]they said go to school and be a college kid [03:00.54]but in the end i question why i did [03:03.82] [03:04.39]do what will make you happy [03:05.85]do what you feel is right [03:07.53]only but one thing matters [03:09.21]learn how to live your life