[ti:山东拷红] [ar:张帝] [al:凤凰鸣 国语谐趣金曲] [by:] [00:00.24]歌名：山东拷红 [00:00.44]歌手：张帝 [00:00.62] [00:00.80]白:我说张生小姐为了你 [00:02.85]茶不思饭不想 [00:04.80]你这个兔崽子 [00:05.70]怎么不来看他勒 [00:07.34]上次你跳翻墙 [00:08.67]你摔了一交你摔怕了 [00:11.28]你他奶奶地 [00:12.26]摔死自己活该倒霉勒 [00:15.20] [00:21.52]夜深深俺打完了乒乓球 [00:27.35]和果果去洗洗手 [00:32.90]听说俺果果要哈酒 [00:38.20]拦辆跳上TAXI [00:41.20]到风信酒楼 [00:47.09]来咪来咄来咪来咄 [00:50.28]来米来咄来啦咄 [00:53.29]她开了一瓶高粱酒 [01:00.13]叫俺喜变忧 [01:06.58]她把门儿给关了俺不能走 [01:16.93]咄咄咄咄咪来咄来 [01:19.77]俺俩心意不相投 [01:25.89]她叫俺哈酒俺不会哈酒 [01:30.84]哈多了她奶奶会难修 [01:36.88]一不该有酒没菜 [01:42.77]他一瓶一瓶开 [01:46.24]咄咄咄咄咪来咄来 [01:49.97]二不该俺杯大量小 [01:56.04]就醉了下来 [01:59.22]唆咪唆咪来咄来咪来咪 [02:03.14]三不该他不该带俺 [02:07.05]到房间里面来 [02:10.59]唆咪唆咪来咄来咪来咪 [02:15.26]如今生米已经煮成了 [02:18.91]一大锅稀饭难更该 [02:26.14]不如糊里糊涂 [02:29.50]就去做他的二手奶奶 [02:39.36]