[ti:stan] [ar:eminem] [al:] [by:] [00:00.00]Stan [00:00.10]Eminem [00:00.30] [00:01.73]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [00:05.36]got out of bed at all [00:07.87]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [00:11.37]and I can't see at all [00:13.71]And even if I could it'll all be grey, [00:17.25]put your picture on my wall [00:19.70]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [00:23.49]it's not so bad.. [00:25.67]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [00:29.30]got out of bed at all [00:31.53]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [00:35.52]and I can't see at all [00:37.86]And even if I could it'll all be grey, [00:41.16]put your picture on my wall [00:43.59]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [00:47.27]it's not so bad.. [00:49.46]Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin [00:51.97]I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom [00:55.06]I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em [00:57.94]There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin [01:01.04]Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em [01:04.13]but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter? [01:07.00]My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father [01:09.44]If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her? [01:11.78]I'ma name her Bonnie I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry [01:15.78]I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him [01:18.98]I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan [01:22.53]I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam [01:25.50]I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man [01:28.37]I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat [01:31.59]Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, [01:34.17]just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan [01:36.51]This is Stan [01:37.97]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [01:41.30]got out of bed at all [01:43.58]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [01:47.34]and I can't see at all [01:49.55]And even if I could it'll all be grey, [01:53.10]put your picture on my wall [01:55.56]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [01:59.26]it's not so bad.. [02:00.80]Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, [02:03.16]I hope you have a chance I ain't mad [02:04.92]I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans [02:07.25]If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert [02:09.81]you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew [02:12.76]That's my little brother man, he's only six years old [02:15.28]We waited in the blistering cold for you, [02:17.33]four hours and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man [02:20.50]you're like his fuckin idol He wants to be just like you man, [02:23.46]he likes you more than I do I ain't that mad though, [02:26.89]I just don't like bein lied to Remember when we met in Denver [02:29.77]you said if I'd write you, you would write back [02:31.86]see I'm just like you in a way I never knew my father neither [02:35.09]he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her [02:37.45]I can relate to what you're saying in your songs so when I have a shitty day, [02:41.19]I drift away and put 'em on [02:42.59]cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed [02:45.89]I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest [02:48.93]Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds [02:51.86]It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me [02:54.63]See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it [02:57.86]My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7 [03:01.05]But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does [03:03.84]She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up [03:06.50]You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose [03:09.61]Sincerely yours, Stan [03:10.84]P.S. We should be together too [03:13.75]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [03:17.24]got out of bed at all [03:19.60]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [03:23.44]and I can't see at all [03:25.78]And even if I could it'll all be grey, [03:29.08]put your picture on my wall [03:31.55]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [03:35.29]it's not so bad.. [03:37.24]Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, [03:39.88]this'll be the last package I ever send your ass [03:42.72]It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? [03:45.40]I know you got my last two letters; [03:47.00]I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect [03:48.91]So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it [03:51.81]I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway [03:54.94]Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? [03:58.29]You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" [04:01.00]about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning [04:03.89]but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? [04:06.92]That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning [04:09.77]Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy [04:13.16]and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call [04:15.97]I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall [04:18.86]I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it [04:22.27]You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it [04:25.39]And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it [04:28.28]I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me See Slim [04:32.30]Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk! [04:34.10]Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk [04:36.58]but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, [04:38.95]see I ain't like you cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too [04:43.35]Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now [04:46.09]Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out? [04:49.04] [05:01.60]My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. [05:05.21]got out of bed at all [05:07.51]The morning rain clouds up my window.. [05:11.34]and I can't see at all [05:13.57]And even if I could it'll all be grey, [05:17.10]put your picture on my wall [05:19.58]It reminds me, that it's not so bad, [05:23.28]it's not so bad.. [05:24.88]Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy [05:28.03]You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she? [05:30.94]Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that [05:33.75]and here's an autograph for your brother, [05:35.53]I wrote it on the Starter cap [05:37.16]I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you [05:40.42]Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you [05:43.26]But what's this shit you said about you like to cut your wrists too? [05:46.31]I say that shit just clownin dogg, [05:47.90]c'mon - how fucked up is you? [05:49.33]You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling [05:52.00]to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some [05:55.17]And what's this shit about us meant to be together? [05:57.95]That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other [06:01.23]I really think you and your girlfriend need each other [06:04.01]or maybe you just need to treat her better [06:06.19]I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, [06:10.89]I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan [06:15.75]why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan [06:19.45]I just don't want you to do some crazy shit [06:21.55]I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick [06:25.04]Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge [06:27.71]and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid [06:30.74]and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to [06:33.60]Come to think about, his name was.. it was you [06:37.27]Damn! [06:37.71]