[ti:口吐莲花] [ar:与人乐队] [al:遇事拘谨] [offset:0] [00:01.35]口吐莲花-与人乐队 [00:14.76]一二三二二三 [00:17.88] [00:21.29]跟随着师傅上茅山 [00:24.28] [00:27.71]茅山有个茅老道 [00:31.10] [00:34.45]师傅对我把艺传 [00:37.87] [00:41.16]传会了徒弟整八个 [00:44.45] [00:47.69]倒有七个成了仙 [00:51.04] [00:54.40]因为我太笨没得道 [00:57.31] [01:01.10]师傅一怒把我赶下了山 [01:04.39] [01:07.75]下得山来无事干 [01:11.18] [01:14.48]变个戏法儿大家观 [01:18.87] [01:21.00]先变个狮子滚绣球 [01:24.62] [01:27.74]再变个珍珠倒卷帘 [01:34.40]一会儿我再喝一口水 [01:38.38] [01:41.12]变个口吐莲花仙 [01:44.54] [01:47.76]口吐莲花要把神仙请 [01:51.79] [01:54.46]请来了天上的大罗仙 [01:57.95] [02:00.89]我口吐莲花了 [02:09.55] [02:35.95]一请天地动 [02:37.57]二请鬼神惊 [02:39.50]三请茅老道 [02:40.56]四请姜太公 [02:43.24]五请猪八戒 [02:45.10]六请孙悟空 [02:47.04]七请沙和尚 [02:48.91]八请是唐僧 [02:50.78]请来了萨达姆 [02:52.64]再请本拉登 [02:54.58]请来了小布什 [02:56.43]再请金日成 [02:58.30]请来了陈水扁 [03:00.23]再把小马请 [03:02.16]请来了毛主席 [03:04.03]再请邓小平 [03:05.84]请来了江□□ [03:07.83]再请宋祖英 [03:09.70]我们请王妃 [03:11.28]还要请李亚鹏 [03:13.51]请来了郭德纲 [03:15.38]还要请冯巩 [03:17.32]请来了黄健翔 [03:19.12]别忘了张靓颖 [03:21.41] [03:34.27]早请早到 [03:35.69]晚请晚到 [03:37.63]若请不到 [03:39.49]铜锣相叫 [03:41.35]善有善报 [03:43.29]恶有恶报 [03:45.15]不是不报 [03:46.52] [03:47.08]时辰不到 [03:48.44] [03:48.95]杭州下雨 [03:50.86]注意感冒 [03:52.72]工厂煤矿 [03:54.08] [03:54.65]防火防盗 [03:56.56]计划生育 [03:57.81] [03:58.42]不太重要 [03:59.79] [04:00.29]防艾滋病 [04:01.54] [04:02.10]戴避孕套 [04:04.09]黄色网站 [04:05.94]统统扫掉 [04:07.24] [04:07.83]奥运金牌 [04:09.48]我们全都拿到 [04:11.66]把钉子户 [04:12.84] [04:13.46]一个一个拔掉 [04:15.39]天色正好 [04:17.30]时辰不早 [04:19.23]抬头观看 [04:20.40] [04:21.08]众神来到 [04:22.38] [04:22.95]众神来到喽 [04:29.16] [04:32.77]师傅 您倒是喷哪 [04:34.33] [04:35.19]我喷 [04:35.75]我喷你妈 [04:36.37]我喷 [04:38.42]