[00:00.03]The Real Slim Shady [00:00.57]Eminem [00:01.57] [00:03.71]May I have your attention please [00:07.20]May I have your attention please [00:09.68]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:13.07]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.71]We're going to have a problem here [00:19.43]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:21.74]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:24.46]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:26.28]they first get divorced throwing her over furniture (scream) [00:28.57]It's the return of the [00:29.57]Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:33.67]And Dr Dre said [00:35.08]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (haha) [00:38.31]Feminist women love Eminem [00:39.88]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:42.29]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:44.75]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:47.14]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:49.53]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:51.87]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:54.20]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:56.43]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:58.69]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [01:00.99]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:03.20]and expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is [01:05.53]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:07.35]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:08.65]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:10.49]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:13.38]who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:15.24]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:17.32]then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:19.76]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:21.87]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:24.22]I'm Slim Shady [01:25.02]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:26.27]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:28.58]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:29.84]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:33.15]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:34.19]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:35.31]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:37.58]So won't the real Slim shady [01:39.01]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:42.23]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:44.69]Well I do so fuck him and fuck you too [01:47.05]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:48.75]Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.63]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:53.80]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.91]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:58.28]Shit Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [02:00.54]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:02.86]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:05.18]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV [02:07.40]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:09.69]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:11.96]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V D (scream) [02:14.32]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:17.49]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:19.41]And theres a million of us just like me [02:21.24]Who cuss like me [02:22.11]Who just don't give a fuck like me [02:23.52]Who dress like me [02:24.41]Walk talk and act like me [02:25.79]It just might be the next best thing [02:27.47]But not quite me [02:28.38]I'm Slim Shady [02:29.26]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:30.33]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:32.85]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:34.06]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:37.44]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:38.53]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:39.75]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:42.07]So won't the real Slim shady [02:43.30]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:46.51]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:48.00]Cause I'm only giving you [02:49.04]things you joke about with your friends inside your living room [02:51.52]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll [02:54.41]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:56.50]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:58.05]And whether you like to admit it (rip) [02:59.29]I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:02.36]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up these albums like valiums [03:05.78]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:07.48]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:09.83]Pinching nurses asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:12.58]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:14.40]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin [03:16.48]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:19.25]Or in the parking lot circling [03:20.72]screaming I don't give a fuck [03:22.08]With his windows down and system up [03:23.80]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:25.74]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:27.94]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:30.42]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:32.83]I'm Slim Shady [03:33.51]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:34.70]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:37.16]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:38.59]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:41.77]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:42.80]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:43.97]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:46.22]So won't the real Slim shady [03:47.70]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:51.04]I'm Slim Shady [03:52.03]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:53.16]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:55.57]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:56.93]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:00.13]becuase I'm Slim Shady [04:01.23]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:02.41]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:04.65]So won't the real Slim shady [04:06.11]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:09.28]