[ti:Asshole （feat. Skylar Grey）] [ar:Eminem] [al:The Marshall Mathers LP 2 （Deluxe Version）] [offset:0] [00:00.38]I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain [00:03.00]An asshole, that role I think I succeed in fulfilling [00:05.69]But don't think I ever stopped [00:06.81]To think I was speaking to children [00:08.31]Everything was happening so fast [00:09.74]It was like I blinked, sold three million [00:11.43]Then it all went blank, all I remember [00:12.80]Is feeling ridiculous cause I was getting sick of this feeling [00:15.05]Like I am always under attack man [00:16.36]I could have stacked my shit list to the ceiling [00:18.10]Women dish him but really thinking [00:19.54]If anyone ever talks to one of my little girls like this I would kill him [00:22.35]Guess I'm a little bit of a hypocrite [00:24.09]When I'm ripping shit, but since when did this many [00:26.09]People ever give a shit but I had to say [00:27.90]It's just my opinion [00:28.84]If it contradicts how I'm living [00:30.58]Put a dick in your rear end and guess what [00:32.27]Every time you mention a lyric, I thank you for it [00:34.39]For drawing more attention toward it [00:36.07]Cause it gave me an enormous platform of platitude [00:38.01]Thought I was that important [00:39.39]But you can't ignore the fact that I fought for the respect [00:42.08]And battle for it, mad awards, act paranoid [00:44.14]Attaboy, they told me to slow down, and I just zone out [00:47.07]Good luck trying to convince a blonde [00:48.45]That's like telling Gwen Stefan' that she sold out [00:50.32]Cause I was tryna leave, no doubt [00:51.88]In anyone's mind one day I'd go down [00:53.69]In history think they know now [00:55.00]Because everybody knows [00:55.69]Everybody knows that you're just an asshole [00:59.24] [00:59.99]Everywhere that you go, people wanna go [01:04.67]"Oh, everyone knows" [01:06.11]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice [01:10.41] [01:11.04]There's no place you can hide [01:13.16] [01:13.78]You are just an asshole [01:16.03]Everyone knows, everyone knows [01:18.21] [01:18.76]Thanks for the support, asshole thanks for the support, asshole [01:23.32]Quit acting salty, I was counting on you to count me out as Asher Roth [01:26.75]When he round-a-bout dissed me to shout me out [01:28.68]Thought I was history [01:29.68]But goddamn, honkey, that compliment's like backhanding a donkey [01:32.61]Good way to get your ass socked in the mouth [01:34.55]Lay'em off it [01:35.17]But what the fuck is all this thrash talking about [01:36.98]The fight was fixed, I'm back and you can't stop me [01:39.04]You knock me down, I went down from the counter [01:40.91]I fell but the fans caught me, and now [01:42.54]You're gonna have to beat the fuckin pants off me [01:44.41]To take my belt, word to Pacquiao [01:46.28]Momma said there ain't nothing else to talk about [01:48.34]Gotta go in that ring and knock them out [01:50.21]Or you better not come out [01:51.33]It's poetry in motion, like Freddie Roach [01:53.21]when he's quoting Shakespeare [01:55.27]So what if the insults are revolting [01:56.76]Even Helen Keller knows life stinks [01:58.57]You think it's a joke til you're bullet riddled [02:00.45]But you should give little shit what I think [02:02.19]This whole world is a mess [02:03.81]Gotta have a goddamn vest on your chest, and a Glock [02:06.25]Just to go out watch Batman [02:07.56]Who needs a test to test the testicles, not that man [02:09.74]Half of you don't got the guts and intestinal blockage [02:11.62]Rest of you got lap bands stuck to this model [02:14.30]Before they put bathsalts and all those water bottles in Colorado [02:17.55]So get lost, Waldo [02:18.73]My soul's escaping through this asshole that is gaping [02:20.92]A black hole that I'm swallowing this track whole [02:22.98]With a pack torn of paper [02:24.23]But I'm not taking no crap, ho [02:25.91]Here I go down the back pole [02:27.22]And I'm changing back into that old maniac in fact there it go [02:29.97]Trying to dip through the back door retreating cause everybody knows [02:32.58]Everybody knows that you're just an asshole [02:35.89] [02:36.51]Everywhere that you go, people wanna go [02:41.00]"Oh, everyone knows" [02:42.63]Everybody knows, so don't pretend to be nice [02:46.87] [02:47.49]There's no place you can hide [02:50.18]You are just an asshole [02:52.43]Everyone knows, everyone knows [02:54.55]Holy mackeral, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth [02:56.85]I smack the girl off the mechanical bull, then attract the bull [02:59.72]Thinkin we have some magnetic pull [03:01.47]Screamin ICP in this bitch, how do magnets work!? [03:04.53]Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable [03:06.40]Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical [03:08.46]I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical [03:11.52]Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical [03:14.08]You crackin a joke, it's laughable, [03:16.20]cause me and love's like a bad combination [03:18.07]I keep them feelings locked in a vault [03:19.88]So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable [03:21.51]My heart is truly guarded, full body armor [03:24.19]Bitch you just need a helmet because [03:25.68]if you think you're special, you're retarded. [03:27.37]Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some [03:30.11]platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind [03:32.61]Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er [03:35.67]Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor [03:38.29]Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass [03:41.28]But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent [03:43.84]With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin [03:46.09]Only women that I love are my daughters [03:47.65]And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds [03:49.15]like I forget I'm a father, and I push it further [03:51.33]So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line [03:54.01]It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up [03:57.07]So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time [03:59.82]And it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist [04:01.56]who transforms you to Optimus in his prime [04:04.00]so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive [04:06.06]Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, [04:07.80]now my cup is runneth over [04:08.93]And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster [04:11.74]I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, [04:14.48]and can't not been? rude off? [04:16.10]so fear not my dear, and dry up your teardrops I'm here [04:19.47]White America's mirror, [04:20.64]so I feel awkward and weird, [04:21.69]you stare at me and see yourself, because you're one too. [04:23.51]You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows.