[ti:Shit On My Lawn (feat. DJ G.I.]
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[al:Home Is Where the Art Is]
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[00:00.70]Shit On My Lawn - Substantial
[00:09.81]Bannnn! (Ah Shit!)
[00:12.56]If the grass is greener on the other side,
[00:14.68]Then why inn the hell did you choose to come here? (Do tell!)
[00:17.68]I am not a weakling like these other guys.
[00:20.05]I am not frail so, just to be clear... (You'll fail!)
[00:23.41]Your portfolio is foliage is autumn.
[00:25.79]Pretty for a few weeks until it hit bottom.
[00:28.91]Fetch my Leaf Blower. You might con most
[00:31.72]With what you compose but it's mostly compost
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[00:34.58]Plant foot in your ass like I punt for a team
[00:37.02]You bums are all thumbs but none of them green
[00:39.64]In the jungle you're king? You're lyin', a mere dande
[00:42.51]A Stan of Stan because I'm apt with Stanleys
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[00:46.00]Build and destroy when I find fertile ground
[00:48.50]Aerate dirty tracks right before I put it down
[00:51.06]Clowns spreading their manure as soon as they get in town
[00:53.93]But I got fresh shit on my own, move along, man!
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[00:59.19](Aww Shit)
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[01:01.02]Come on, son!
[01:02.32](Aww Shit)
[01:03.51]Really?!
[01:05.32](Aww Shit)
[01:06.51]You serious?
[01:08.07](Aww Shit)
[01:08.47]Psh, this nigga!
[01:09.78]Listen
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[01:12.21]Better curb your dog
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[01:13.59]No mics, just vics when they carry you off
[01:16.20]Need to respect my property for I off ya' ass
[01:19.39]You ain't too high to read the sign, "Keep off the grass!"
[01:22.07]Plow through shrubs Bogardin’ my yard
[01:24.57]And you wack ass crab grass pardon the God
[01:27.38]Dig this...
[01:28.06]I'm underground 'til I'm top soil
[01:30.18]Rake green w/ my team 'til our plots foiled
[01:33.12]I don't throw dirt when the plan's to clean up
[01:35.61]Hard labor got me looking like I ran through the sprinklers
[01:38.67]This is my turf and I'm the landscaper
[01:40.98]But they don't want to give me work 'cause I demand paper
[01:44.04]Hey... could be baggin’ leaves but I hustle my art best
[01:46.66]Plantin' seeds of wealth so we'll be eating by harvest
[01:49.61]No doubt, in droughts I will sprout regardless
[01:52.66]Without handouts or progress from congress
[01:55.48]They all pest, stop buggin!
[01:57.78](Aww Shit)
[01:58.90]Come on, son!
[01:59.58](Aww Shit)
[02:00.21]Really?!
[02:00.83](Aww Shit)
[02:02.02]You serious?
[02:02.62](Aww Shit)
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[02:09.71]Another long day now it's back to the shed
[02:12.02]So I can put the tools away and just relax in the bed
[02:14.70]But the earth's secret garden is in need of tending
[02:17.63]She leaves to freshen up and give her hedges a trimming
[02:20.57]In a day filled with more Lowes than highs
[02:23.25]She's miracle grow, 'round her I'm known to rise
[02:26.00]Like the baking sun when the AM come
[02:28.68]We make way for fun a little wake & stake
[02:31.50]You on the other hand can't get a break as of late
[02:34.18]Messing with rusty hoes and burning bush
[02:36.99]Better mind your own lawn for you start the hating
[02:39.80]'Cause it's clearly in need of some cultivating
[02:42.86]You ain't got enough skill to be playing the field son
[02:45.54]No balls, in fact you lack the will, son
[02:48.53]A cut above the rest, I'm the lawnmower man
[02:51.09]So before you try to bomb on my land think again chump!
[02:54.40](Aww Shit)
[02:56.46]Come on, son!
[02:57.64](Aww Shit)
[02:59.39]Really?!
[02:59.70](Aww Shit)
[03:02.14]You serious?
[03:02.89](Aww Shit)
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