[ti:Evil Genius] [ar:Eleventy Seven] [al:] [00:00.59]Artist：EleventySeven [00:02.96]Song：Evil Genius [00:04.35] [00:04.57]Out in the hallway, [00:06.15]I said "hello. [00:07.66]The dance is this Friday, [00:09.56]Do you want to go?" [00:10.96] [00:11.42]"Probably not," [00:12.72]She promptly replied. [00:14.51]"But kudos for asking. [00:16.25]You're such a nice guy." [00:17.54] [00:18.21]Yeah, I should have known [00:19.72]I'd end up at home [00:21.29]Watching my Star Wars box trilogy. [00:24.22] [00:24.92]But here is the truth. [00:26.45]If she only knew [00:28.07]That I've got a secret she'd never believe. [00:32.04] [00:34.62]Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius [00:37.66]With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland. [00:41.19]And she'll never know that we can take over the world. [00:46.50]With cyborg robot squirrels. [00:53.08]With cyborg robot squirrels. [01:00.72] [01:04.64]Down in the basement [01:05.97]I wish she could see [01:07.57]The monkeys I've altered [01:09.42]Genetically. [01:10.93] [01:11.29]And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. [01:14.57]It's not quite completed, but it's coming soon. [01:17.40] [01:18.08]When I fall asleep, [01:19.59]I'll lie to extreme [01:21.36]Of canulae dates in a laboratory. [01:24.64] [01:25.01]And when I'm awake, [01:26.46]It's hard to concentrate. [01:28.29]I'll be assembling up my robot army. [01:32.07] [01:34.54]Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius [01:37.45]With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland. [01:41.03]And she'll never know that we can take over the world. [01:46.32]With cyborg robot squirrels. [01:53.01]With cyborg robot squirrels. [02:00.77] [02:02.77]I worked up the nerve [02:04.21]To go to the dance. [02:05.90]There's no reason I [02:07.47]Couldn't give it a chance. [02:09.16] [02:09.60]I walked through the door, [02:11.08]And what should I see? [02:12.78]But it was Kelly staring back at me. [02:17.09] [02:18.41]And she said, [02:19.26]"I've been hoping I could be a lab professor. [02:22.11]Bottle-nosed, coughing, I could name Sylvester. [02:25.81]That's the kind of thing you're into of your girls." [02:30.59] [02:32.52]'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius [02:35.90]With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland. [02:39.38]And now that I found you, we can take over the world. [02:44.56]With cyborg robot squirrels. [02:51.25]With cyborg robot squirrels.