[ti:The Reunion] [ar:Bad Meets Evil] [al:] [00:00.00]Bad Meets Evil - The Reunion [00:00.50] [00:03.52]This next song, is a true story. [00:07.15](Come here, bitch!) [00:08.53](Aah!) [00:09.14]'Cause some things in this universe [00:12.41]Don't make sense, but some how [00:15.33]Always seem to fuckin' work [00:16.69] [00:16.96]Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696, [00:20.38]I look over this fuckin' chick's tryna fix [00:22.71]Her makeup. I'm like "Bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon. [00:25.45]I advise ya to put up your visor. I'm getting' kyna ticked. [00:28.67]You're blocking my side mirror!" She's like "Yeah, so?" [00:31.27]"I'm like "So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho. [00:34.59]I look your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question. [00:38.07]You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll fuck you up! [00:40.91]In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates... [00:44.14]No bitch rides shotgun. 'What, taxi?' [00:46.43]Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up, [00:48.30]Is that what you actually asked me?!" [00:50.18]Bitch reaches over and smacks me [00:52.24]Says I annoy the fuck out her. [00:54.01]"Get the fuck in back. Put on your slut powder, [00:56.79]You slut. What?! Shut the fuck up now-or [00:58.66]Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick [01:00.51]When I accidentally butt-dialed her [01:02.62]And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her." [01:05.32]Turn the radio up-louder. Make it thump while I bump [01:07.87]That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt [01:10.87]'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN [01:13.00]'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt"! [01:15.02]I said "I cunt!" [01:15.91] [01:16.16]She said "Marshall, You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [01:19.79]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [01:22.72]You're breaking my heart." She said: [01:25.59]"You're breaking my heart." [01:28.06]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [01:31.59]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [01:34.48]You're breaking my heart." She said: [01:37.37]"You're breaking my heart." [01:39.78] [01:40.15]Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto [01:42.84]While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central [01:46.21]I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting: [01:49.19] [01:52.14]I get approached by this little scheezer [01:54.32]She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet [01:57.89]I said "Yeah, I'm really is. 'Cause I spit in ya man's face [02:01.55]Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season [02:03.48]She said "I'm feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?" [02:06.91]I said "Naw, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song." [02:10.07]She said "I'm mad at chu." [02:11.47]I said "Why?" She said "Why you never [02:13.63]Make songs with chicks, as if it's hard to do?" [02:15.88]I said "I make songs for me, leave the studio, [02:18.61]And go an' fuck the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!" [02:21.86]She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow. [02:24.21]Can we hook up?" I said "Ummm… [02:26.04]You just used the word swagger. So no." [02:27.90]She said… [02:28.45] [02:28.67]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [02:31.11]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [02:33.83]You're breaking my heart." She said: [02:36.81]"You're breaking my heart." [02:39.83]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [02:43.00]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [02:45.68]You're breaking my heart." She said: [02:48.67]"You're breaking my heart." [02:51.19] [02:51.42]We been riding around in this hatchback, 'til I'm fucking hunchback [02:54.24]Where the fuck's this party at, slutbag, [02:56.05]Cunt? Cut what act? Think it's act? Fuck that, [02:58.71]I'm tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack [03:00.97]Or somewhere the fuck-at… Ah! Don't touch that, [03:03.15]You fat dyke! I'm trine hear some Bagpipes [03:05.36]From Baghdad. Don't act like [03:06.89]You don't like 'em: them accents. I rap tight! [03:09.22]And Imma torture you 'til we find this place. Yeah, that's right! [03:12.17]I thought it was just past this light… just past Van Dyk. [03:15.10]Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah… [03:17.97]You can't read. And you can't write. You told me that last night." [03:21.06]She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like [03:24.08](Crack) "Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like [03:26.96](Zoom) Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice. [03:29.97]Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jack-knifed. [03:32.99]Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it. [03:35.98]She didn't think I'd act like [03:37.54]That in person. [03:38.28] [03:38.68]("Royce, Marshall just crashed right in front of the club!") [03:40.46]Verse 4 (Royce Da 5'9"): [03:40.68]Tell 'em I be there in a minute, [03:42.00]I'm tryna break up this catfight [03:43.42]Between my mistress and damn wife [03:44.92]Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat, [03:47.31]So I gave her dap, then I tell 'er to scat. [03:49.50]I'm not mean, I'm cute [03:51.04]On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route [03:53.86] [03:56.89]I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses, they been attractive. [03:59.85]Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets. [04:03.42]My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down [04:06.46](Aagh!) Step over her body, then smack the mistress [04:09.04]Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious [04:11.62]Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin [04:14.81](Argh!) He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses [04:18.51]Looks at me twisted like Nickel, ("Yeah, watch this shit!") [04:20.95]He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch [04:23.13]He rode with and looks back to mention: [04:24.83]"Royce, it's good to be back to business!" [04:26.83] [04:27.07]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [04:30.08]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [04:32.89]You're breaking our hearts." they said: [04:35.84]"You're breaking our hearts." [04:38.77]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [04:41.92]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [04:44.60]You're breaking our heart." they said: [04:47.63]"You're breaking our heart." [00:27.65]