[ti:You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute] [ar:Flight Of The Conchords] [al:I Told You I Was Freaky] [00:00.00]Flight Of The Conchords - You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute [00:04.00] [00:12.52]It's a cold night beneath the street lights [00:15.40]There's a man whose pants are too tight [00:19.13]Oh no, his pants are too tight [00:22.55]My pants are too tight [00:24.16] [00:24.40]He stands there, an empty stare [00:27.28]Tryin' to make enough money for his cab fare home [00:31.79]He'll have to walk home tonight [00:33.87]Don't have enough for the ride [00:35.57] [00:36.26]The streets are cruel, he doesn't act cool [00:38.69]He goes to work with only his one tool [00:44.02]You can put away your tool [00:46.71]Jemaine... [00:47.49] [00:48.08]You don't have to be a prostitute (no, no, no, no) [00:54.18]You can say no to being a man-ho - a male gigolo! [01:00.06]You don't have to be a prostitute (no, no, no, no) [01:05.84]You can say no to being night-looker, [01:08.80]boy-hooker, rent boy, bro-ho [01:11.17] [01:12.03]He can't see his way out [01:14.80]I cannot see my way out [01:17.82]He can't see his way out [01:20.62]Male prostitution seems to be my only option [01:23.76]He can't see his way out [01:26.22]I cannot see my way out [01:29.61]He can't see his way out [01:32.00]No, no, no, no! [01:34.68]He's selling cheap thrills to pay expensive bills [01:37.79]But check your resume, [01:38.68]you must have some other skills [01:43.10]Do you have any other skills? [01:45.43]Like typing! [01:47.01]They see him, want him to please them [01:49.69]Want him to play them but they don't even pay him [01:53.70]Oh no, they don't think he's worth it at all... [01:57.84] [01:58.56]Though they are no one, he tries to bring them home [02:01.36]Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone [02:06.14]You have a roommate, Jemaine [02:08.48]Don't bring them home! [02:09.85] [02:10.84]You don't have to be a prostitute (no, no, no, no) [02:16.59]You can say no to being a man-ho - a male gigolo! [02:22.47]You don't have to be a prostitute (no, no, no, no) [02:28.44]You can say no to being night-looker, [02:31.36]boy-hooker, rent boy, bro-ho [02:34.51]