[ti:天下一大笑] [ar:邓丽君] [offset:500] [00:00.00] 天下一大笑 [00:04.00]　　　 [00:05.00] 邓丽君 演唱 [00:07.00][00:38.74][01:08.57][01:42.54][02:18.01][02:47.42][03:20.86][03:56.30][04:25.96][04:59.18][05:35.23][06:05.35][06:39.72] [00:08.71][05:04.69] 梨花大鼓小桃红 [00:16.27][05:12.22] 唱出天下一大笑 [00:23.77][05:19.94][06:23.47] 只望大家乐一乐　哎呀 [00:31.39][05:27.55] 得欢笑时且欢笑　伊呀嗨 [00:43.01] 说好笑 真好笑 [00:50.29] 词名天下一大笑 [00:54.20] 戏法人人都会变 [00:58.28] 各人各有各巧妙　哎呀 [01:01.75] 各巧妙　哈…… [01:11.46] 话说当年本地方 [01:19.25] 发生天下大笑料 [01:26.96] 天下怪事都做尽　哎呀 [01:34.74] 天下女人他全要　伊呀嗨 [01:47.94] 唱戏妞儿真够俏 [01:55.33] 大爷心中蹦蹦跳 [02:02.91] 女人嫌少不怕多　哎呀 [02:10.36] 大爷就爱这调调　伊呀嗨 [02:22.02] 鸡儿飞　狗儿跳 [02:29.18] 小鬼占进城隍庙 [02:32.95] 大字不识七八个 [02:37.10] 可是大爷有钞票　哎呀 [02:40.48] 有钞票　哈…… [02:50.41] 有人鸡毛当令箭 [02:57.82] 有人气得哇哇叫 [03:05.48] 可怜媒婆不好做　哎呀 [03:13.18] 急得要哭要上吊　伊呀嗨 [03:26.42] 妞儿是个小辣椒 [03:33.88] 有钱无情办不到 [03:41.31] 蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉　哎呀 [03:48.74] 得不到的一定好　伊呀嗨 [04:00.34] 姐儿俏　真正俏 [04:07.65] 可惜姐儿是辣椒 [04:11.36] 羊肉没吃一身腥 [04:15.35] 风去楼空人跑了　哎呀 [04:19.83] 人跑了　哈…… [04:28.51] 王八羔子都废料 [04:36.24] 煮熟鸭子给飞掉 [04:43.86] 大爷出马凑热闹　哎呀 [04:51.48] 大爷勇气呱呱叫　伊呀嗨 [05:39.36] 一场空　辫子翘 [05:46.59] 买命无法用钞票 [05:50.40] 荣华富贵像云烟绕 [05:54.56] 两脚一伸都完了　哎呀 [05:58.15] 都完了　哈…… [06:07.94] 天下人谈天下事 [06:15.66] 天下人看天下笑 [06:31.33] 富乐安康最重要　伊呀嗨 [06:40.99] ——END——