[00:09.11]Old Godzilla was hopping around, [00:11.17]Tokyo City like a big playground. [00:13.19]When suddenly Batman burst from the shade, [00:15.53]And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade. [00:17.41]Godzilla got pissed and began to attack, [00:19.59]But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq. [00:21.65]Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu, [00:23.92]When Aaron Carter came out of the blue. [00:25.80] [00:25.92]And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal, [00:28.14]Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile. [00:30.28]But before it could make it back to the Batcave, [00:32.25]Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave. [00:34.43]And took an AK47 out from under his hat, [00:36.59]And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat. [00:38.53]But he ran out of bullets and he ran away, [00:40.59]Because Optimus Prime came to save the day. [00:42.63] [00:43.31]This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. [00:47.42]Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. [00:51.59]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. [00:55.65]This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny [01:00.70] [01:08.08]Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime, [01:10.23]Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime. [01:12.07]And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track, [01:14.19]but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back. [01:16.39]And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady, [01:18.53]When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete. [01:20.69]But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, [01:22.71]Indiana Jones took him out with his whip. [01:24.85] [01:24.96]Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind, [01:26.91]And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find. [01:29.11]'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed, [01:31.07]And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist. [01:33.26]Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault, [01:35.43]While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault. [01:37.61]Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air. [01:39.58]Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare. [01:41.69] [01:41.94]This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. [01:46.39]Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. [01:50.54]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. [01:54.60]This is the Ultimate Showdown... [01:58.34] [01:58.75]Angels sang out in immaculate chorus, [02:02.66]Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris. [02:06.51]Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones, [02:11.06]Into the crotch of Indiana Jones. [02:15.20]Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain, [02:19.31]As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne. [02:23.43]But Chuck saw through his clever disguise, [02:27.47]And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs. [02:31.88] [02:32.10]Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and [02:34.22]Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight. [02:36.31] [02:36.51]And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie, [02:38.61]And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie [02:40.59] [02:40.84]Robocop, the Terminator, [02:42.02]Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader [02:42.84] [02:42.95]Lo Pan, Superman, [02:44.13]Every single Power Ranger. [02:45.10] [02:45.18]Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, [02:46.95]Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan - [02:49.21] [02:49.29]All came out of no where lightning fast, [02:51.22]And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass. [02:53.16]It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw, [02:55.31]With civilians looking on total awe. [02:57.34] [02:57.41]Whe fight raged on for a century, [02:59.54]Many lives were claimed, but eventually. [03:01.54]The champion stood, the rest saw their better: [03:03.84]Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater. [03:05.85] [03:05.98]This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. [03:10.51]Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see. [03:14.68]And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be. [03:18.83]This is the Ultimate Showdown... [03:20.71](this is the Ultimate Showdown) [03:22.85]This is the Ultimate Showdown... [03:25.27](this is the Ultimate Showdown) [03:27.33]This is the Ultimate Showdown... [03:29.88]Of Ultimate Destiny [03:31.70]