[ti:I'm Awesome] [ar:Spose] [al:] [00:00.00]Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome [00:02.74] [00:03.74]I don't necessarily have to be here for this... [00:08.77]I'm gonna keep the headphones though... [00:10.01] [00:11.01]Mother fucker I'm awesome! [00:13.48]No you're not, dude don't lie [00:14.97]I'm awesome! [00:16.11]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride [00:17.77]I'm awesome! [00:18.67]A quarter of my life gone by [00:20.36]And I met all my friends online [00:22.28]Mother fucker I'm awesome! [00:23.90]I will run away from a brawl [00:25.55]I'm awesome! [00:26.53]There's no voicemail, nobody called [00:28.18]I'm awesome! [00:29.13]I can't afford to buy eight balls [00:30.79]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall [00:32.34] [00:33.34]You know my pants sag low (low) [00:35.31]Even though (though) that went out of style [00:37.37]Like ten years ago (go) [00:38.62]Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple [00:41.21]I got little biceps, [00:42.56]Getting fatter in the middle [00:43.24] [00:44.24]And lyrically I'm not the best [00:46.37]Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet [00:49.00]So preposterous [00:50.19]Feel the awesomeness, the most obnoxious [00:52.58]Guest up at the sausage fest [00:54.20]Oh yes! [00:55.27]The girls are repulsed [00:56.78]So I hide in my hood like i'm joining a cult (uh uhh) [00:58.83] [00:59.83]I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty curtis [01:02.07]All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased [01:04.63]Me? I'll never date an actress [01:06.17]Got too many back zits [01:07.50]Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss [01:10.16]Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this, [01:13.50]It's cuz my little sister wrote it [01:14.14] [01:14.84]I'm awesome! [01:16.11]No you're not, dude don't lie [01:17.69]I'm awesome! [01:18.62]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride [01:20.19]I'm awesome! [01:21.17]A quarter of my life gone by [01:22.82]And I met all my friends online [01:24.77]Mother fucker I'm awesome! [01:26.44]I will run away from a brawl [01:28.06]I'm awesome! [01:29.01]There's no voicemail, nobody called [01:30.71]I'm awesome! [01:31.57]I can't afford to buy eight balls [01:33.24]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall [01:35.98]I'm awesome [01:37.40] [01:39.40]Spose - I'm Awesome [01:41.40] [01:45.40](Check it out) [01:46.35]I'm from Maine and I don't hunt, nope [01:48.21]And I can't ski [01:49.34]Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts [01:51.44]Might be whipped by my wifey [01:53.02]My neck not icy [01:54.28]Eatin at McDonalds because Subway is pricey [01:55.96] [01:56.96]Uh, and my unibrow is plucked [01:59.41]Just asked my mom if I could borrow ten bucks [02:01.83]She's like "For what? [02:02.82]Blunt wraps and some Heinekens? [02:04.63]You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins!" [02:07.02]I'm like, Mom please, don't blame it on me [02:09.68]I got my bad habits from you, Dad, and Aunt Steve [02:12.37]My attitude's sour but my futon's sweet, [02:14.87]And the hair on my ass, it is Jumanji [02:16.57] [02:17.57]Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift [02:20.06]Can't tweet up on my Twitter [02:21.32]Cuz I haven't done shit [02:22.69]Bank account red, body ungroomed [02:25.26]The only good thing about me is I'm off stage soon [02:26.78] [02:27.78]I'm awesome! [02:28.75]No you're not, dude don't lie [02:30.48]I'm awesome! [02:31.44]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride [02:33.02]I'm awesome! [02:33.98]A quarter of my life gone by [02:35.59]And I met all my friends online [02:37.57]Mother fucker I'm awesome! [02:39.18]I will run away from a brawl [02:40.80]I'm awesome! [02:41.76]There's no voicemail, nobody called [02:43.46]I'm awesome! [02:44.36]I can't afford to buy eight balls [02:46.08]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall [02:48.64]I'm awesome [02:56.29] [02:58.29]Futhermore I'm cornier than Ethynol [03:00.56]Cheesier than Provolone [03:01.89]I spent ages eight to ten living in a motor home [03:04.57]With a ego the size of Tim Duncan [03:07.17]Even though I got shit for brains like a blumpkin [03:09.72]I'm twenty four, serving lobster rolls [03:12.02]Because I spent a decade filling optimos [03:14.55]And I'm not even the bomb in Maine [03:16.54]On my game I'm only about as sexy as John McCain [03:19.64]Now put your hands up, [03:20.85]If you have nightmares [03:22.08]If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here [03:24.80]If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer [03:27.34]I'm outta breath... [03:29.18] [03:30.18]But I'm awesome! [03:31.24]No you're not, dude don't lie [03:32.85]I'm awesome! [03:33.81]I'm drivin around in my mom's ride [03:35.47]I'm awesome! [03:36.38]A quarter of my life gone by [03:38.07]And I met all my friends online [03:39.98]Mother fucker I'm awesome! [03:41.62]I will run away from a brawl [03:43.23]I'm awesome! [03:44.19]There's no voicemail, nobody called [03:45.90]I'm awesome! [03:46.82]I can't afford to buy eight balls [03:48.45]And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall [03:51.12]I'm awesome [03:52.09]