[ti:Still Alive] [ar:Ellen McLain] [alortal] [00:00.00]This was a triumph. [00:04.03]I'm making a note here: [00:06.35]HUGE SUCCESS. [00:08.95]It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. [00:15.29] [00:16.18]Aperture Science [00:19.90]We do what we must because we can. [00:25.17]For the good of all of us. [00:28.53]Except the ones who are dead. [00:30.32] [00:30.71]But there's no sense crying over every mistake. [00:34.64]You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. [00:38.66]And the Science gets done. [00:40.67]And you make a neat gun. [00:42.64]For the people who are still alive. [00:46.62] [00:52.02]I'm not even angry. [00:56.19]I'm being so sincere right now. [01:01.15]Even though you broke my heart. [01:04.82]And killed me. [01:08.23]And tore me to pieces. [01:11.87]And threw every piece into a fire. [01:17.15]As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! [01:22.28] [01:22.70]Now these points of data make a beautiful line. [01:26.71]And we're out of beta. [01:28.70]We're releasing on time. [01:30.68]So I'm GLaD. I got burned. [01:32.70]Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. [01:38.21] [01:44.29]Go ahead and leave me. [01:48.11]I think I prefer to stay in side. [01:53.10]Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. [02:00.15]Maybe Black Mesa [02:04.12]THAT WAS A JOKE. [02:05.71]HAHA, FAT CHANCE. [02:09.15]Anyway, this cake is great. [02:12.34]It's so delicious and moist. [02:14.30] [02:14.75]Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. [02:18.67]When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. [02:22.67]I've experiments to run. [02:24.71]There is research to be done. [02:26.71]On the people who are still alive. [02:30.65]And believe me I am still alive. [02:34.63]I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. [02:38.47]I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. [02:42.62]While you're dying I'll be still alive. [02:46.45]And when you're dead I will be still alive. [02:50.34]STILL ALIVE [02:52.32]STILL ALIVE