[ti:Me And Mrs. Claus] [ar:Bob Rivers] [al:White Trash Christmas] [offset:0] [00:01.13]Me And Mrs. Claus - Bob Rivers [00:15.01]Me and Mrs. Claus, We got a thing going on, [00:26.37] [00:33.61]We both know that it's naughty, But when Santa's gone, [00:38.60] [00:40.47]We're loose at the North Pole now, [00:43.28] [00:48.21]We meet every Christmas Eve [00:50.39] [00:51.39]As Kris Kringle leaves, 6:30, The reindeer team's in the air, [00:58.57] [01:02.56]Sexy toys making all kinds of noise, [01:07.43] [01:08.68]While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong. [01:12.75] [01:13.83]Me and Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus, Mrs. Claus [01:21.62] [01:22.57]Mrs. Claus, We've got a thing going on, [01:31.79] [01:33.85]We've gotta be extra careful, We've got those toys to build, [01:39.78] [01:41.47]And I'm just a Santa's workshop guy, [01:44.53] [01:48.46]I want to sneak off and unwrap you [01:52.57] [01:53.39]behind the old man's sleigh same time as last year, [01:57.44] [02:03.37]Rudolph knows, [02:04.87]And Frosty knows, And even Herby knows that it's wrong.