[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:04.27]The samples won't delay, but the cable- [00:06.87]There's another way [00:07.89]Say something - anything [00:09.97]Test - one, two, three- [00:12.64]Anything but that [00:16.81]This is weird [00:17.75]It's weird [00:18.62]Very weird [00:19.63]Fuckin' weird [00:20.56]I'm so mad that I don't know what to do [00:24.13]Fighting with microphones [00:25.97]Freezing down to my bones [00:27.94]And to top it all off I'm with you [00:31.71]Feel like going insane? [00:33.52]Got a fire in your brain? [00:35.36]And you're thinking of drinking gasoline? [00:39.28]As a matter of fact- [00:40.98]Honey, I know this act [00:43.20]It's called the "Tango Maureen" [00:46.85]The Tango Maureen [00:50.61]It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round [00:54.21]As she keeps you dangling [00:57.61]You're wrong [00:58.67]You're heart she is mangling [01:00.60]It's different with me [01:02.09]And you toss and you turn [01:03.55]'Cause her cold eyes can burn [01:05.39]Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound [01:09.07]I think I know what you mean [01:12.19]The Tango Maureen! [01:16.76]Has she ever pouted her lips [01:20.05]And called you "Pookie"? [01:22.89]Never [01:24.22]Have you ever doubted a kiss or two? [01:28.00]This is spooky [01:31.59]Did you swoon when She walked through the door? [01:34.52]Every time - so be cautious [01:39.54]Did she moon over other boys - ? [01:42.15]More than moon [01:43.08]I'm getting nauseous [01:55.45]Where'd you learn to tango? [01:57.39]With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you? [02:02.83]With Nanetter Himmelfarb [02:04.08]The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center [02:09.01]It's hard to do this backwards [02:12.05]You should try it in heels! [02:35.03]She cheated [02:36.02]She cheated [02:37.28]Maureen cheated [02:38.03]Fuckin' cheated [02:38.44]I'm defeated, I should give up right now [02:42.23]Gotta look on the bright side [02:44.38]With all of your might [02:46.13]I'd fall for her still anyhow [02:49.89]When you're dancing her dance [02:51.51]You don't stand a chance [02:53.67]Her grip of romance makes you fall [02:57.12]So you think, might as well... [02:59.25]...dance a tango to hell [03:01.52]"At least I'll have tangoed at all" [03:04.78]The Tango Maureen [03:08.35]Gotta dance 'til your diva is through [03:12.25]You pretend to believe her 'cause in the end - you can't leave her [03:19.69]But the end it will come [03:21.50]Still you have to play dumb [03:23.48]'Til you're glum and you bum [03:25.84]And turn blue [03:27.80]Why do we love when she's mean? [03:31.03]And she can be obscene [03:36.42]My Maureen [03:43.33]The Tango Maureen!