[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:23.87]Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction [00:29.59]Forgive our sins [00:30.88]Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons. [00:34.83]Because I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness [00:40.84]So gentlemen, if you are going to preach, for God sakes preach with conviction! [00:48.36]Strike up the band! [00:49.69]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [00:52.01]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [00:54.78]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. [00:59.67]Strike up the band! [01:01.17]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [01:03.46]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [01:06.25]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. [01:12.39]Just stay where I can see you. [01:14.50]Douse the lights! [01:18.96]We sure are in for a show tonight [01:26.41]In this little number we're graced by two displays of character, [01:31.90]We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire walking contradictions [01:38.00]And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit [01:43.65]And I for one wont stand for this if this scene were a parish you'd all be condemned. [01:51.64]Strike up the band! [01:53.07]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [01:55.13]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [01:57.91]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. [02:03.03]Strike up the band! [02:04.54]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [02:06.54]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [02:09.38]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you, don't you move. [02:15.31]Just stay where I can see you [02:17.65]Douse the lights! [02:21.47]We sure are in for a show tonight [02:26.78]Just stay where I can see you [02:29.71]Douse the lights! [02:33.25]We sure are in for a show tonight [02:35.73]Stay where I can see you [02:37.63]Douse the lights! [02:52.00]Strike up the band! [02:54.05]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [02:55.52]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [02:58.31]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. [03:03.09]Strike up the band! [03:05.06]Whoa-oh, the conductor is beckoning [03:07.12]Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it [03:09.74]No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move. [03:14.70]Don't you move [03:24.75]Don't you move [03:27.81]Strike up the band!