[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:04.87]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. [00:08.79]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed. [00:12.28]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. [00:16.73]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... [00:21.17]Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman. [00:24.96]From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed. [00:28.81]I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. [00:33.11]Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and... [00:37.18]When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes [00:41.24]Whoa, everything goes according to plan. [00:45.34]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. [00:49.16]Because you say so under your breath. [00:51.38]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" [00:53.65]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? [00:57.94]Never looked better, and you can't stand it [01:10.29]Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and [01:14.20]I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and [01:18.55]Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign. [01:22.33]I bet to them your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shh... [01:26.95]Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears. [01:30.37]And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!" [01:35.02]Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table, [01:39.43]they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin. [01:47.14]I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it. [01:51.14]Because you say so under your breath. [01:52.74]You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?" [01:55.23]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? [01:59.32]Never looked better, and you can't stand it [02:27.50]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? [02:31.81]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it [02:36.70]Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? [02:41.42]I've never looked better, and you can't stand it [02:46.12]And I know, and I know, [02:47.16]It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. [02:50.81]I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch. [02:55.75]And I know, and I know, [02:57.07]It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. [03:00.52]I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch. [03:05.72]And I know, and I know, [03:06.71]It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up. [03:10.13]I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch.