[ti:If I Had $1,000,000] [ar:Barenaked Ladies] [al:Hits From Yesterday & The Day Before] [00:00.00]If I Had $1,000,000 [00:03.29] [00:26.01]If I Had a Million Dollars [00:29.58]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [00:32.36]Well I’d buy you a house (I’d buy you a house) [00:37.89]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [00:44.34]I’d buy you furniture for your house (maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman) [00:49.93]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [00:56.27]Well I’d buy you a K-Car (a nice reliant automobile) [01:01.64]And if I had a million dollars, I’d buy your love [01:12.45]If I had a million dollars I’d build a tree-fort in our yard [01:19.75]If I had a million dollars you could help, it wouldn’t be that hard [01:26.01]If I had a million dollars maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere. [01:31.88]“You know, we could just go up there and hang out.” [01:34.54]“Like open the fridge and stuff, [01:35.93]and there’d all be foods laid out for us like little pre-wrapped sausages and things. [01:39.86]They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon.” [01:40.66]“Well can you blame them?” [01:44.05]“Yeah.” [01:46.94]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [01:52.79]Well I’d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat, that’s cruel) [01:58.76]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [02:05.03]Well I’d buy you an exotic pet (yep, like a llama or an emu) [02:10.55]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [02:17.16]Well I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains (all them crazy elephant bones) [02:22.37]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love [02:33.01] [02:34.55]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to walk to the store [02:39.92]If I had a million dollars we’d take a limousine ’cause it costs more [02:47.00]If I had a million dollars we wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner [02:52.13]“But we would eat Kraft dinner.” [02:53.66]“Of course we would, we’d just eat more.” [02:54.91]“And buy really expensive ketchups with it.” [02:58.42]“That’s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups.” [03:01.62] [03:07.27]If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [03:13.61]Wel I’d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that’s cruel) [03:19.10]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [03:25.82]Well I’d buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel) [03:31.37]And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) [03:37.32]Well I’d buy you a monkey (haven’t you always wanted a monkey?!) [03:43.17]And if I had a million dollars I’d buy your love [03:53.72] [03:55.15]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:01.24]If I had a million dollars; if I had a million dollars [04:06.95]If I had a million dollars… I’d be rich! [04:16.62]