- Lady and Her Son, Ex-Boyfriends Are Hungry Wolves (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Eddie Bravo, Show Me Your P'''y, and Text Messaging (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Fear Factor Is Cancelled, Telemundo, and Mike Goldberg (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Wesley Snipes, The UFC, and Jim Brown (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- We're on a Rock Flying through Space (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- I Was Raised Catholic, in Search of Noah's Ark (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Dumb People Out-Breeding Smart People Explains the Pyramids (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- P'''y Whipped, Best Friends (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Big D''k Pills (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Weird Spots in the Middle (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Boycotting and People Who Like Animals More than People, March of the Penguins (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Osama Is Right out of a Comic Book and the Terrorist Cell Phone Network (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Gay Is Funny, Brokeback Mountain (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Bisexual Dudes Giving Advice (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Jerk off First, Safe Zone (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Suicide Bombings, Sad Penis, and Big Party Girl (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- 72 Virgins (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Pot, Jet Packs, and Peace in the Middle East (and drunk people yelling s''t on my CD) (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Fear Factor (Shiny Happy Jihad)
- Tigers Fucking (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- No Substitutions/The Secret Moves/Proper Techniques (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Blow Jobs/Oral Sex Is Healthy (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Relationships/Doggy Style (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Ginger Lynn 2 (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Voodoo Punnany (Album Version)
- Ginger Lynn 1 (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Anna Nicole Smith/How To Die (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- White Trash/Aliens/John Glenn (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- The Olympics (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Other Countries Suck/Soccer (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Not Homophobic/The Word Is "Cock" (Spoken Word) (Album Version)
- Men And Male Bonding (Spoken Word) (Album Version)